Itג€™s everybodyג€™s favorite day

Itג€™s everybodyג€™s favorite day of the week. againג€¦today! And itג€™s time for new comic book reviewsג€¦

100 Bullets #82

Only 18 issues to go and represent totally fucking lost. Totally fucking lost. But the thing is, Iג€™m still loving the ride. This issue marks whatג€™s become a standard for this series, namely that it makes absolutely no sense of its own. Brian Azzarello has forgone any attempt at serial writing and just stuck us with a story that says hopefully deliver on its promise. I want Dashiel Hammet. I want The Maltese Falcon. I want 100 Bullets. And thatג€™s exactly what Iג€™m getting.

Godland #17

I have to say, the three, uh, entities have really grown on me. Ed in particular. Maybe itג€™s my predilection for the name Ed (I seriously thought about wallowing my first name to Ed when I turned 18, a turn of events that didnג€™t take place basically because a young Peter Martin called me up and my head day at college, and he already knew me as Jeremy, soג€¦). Whatever it is, Iג€™m loving these three. They fucking crack me up. Constantly.

I love you, Joe Casey. And I mean that, in a strictly heterosexual way. But Iג€™d still sleep with you, man.

Spawn #166

So, itג€™s Spawn. The tumor expelled from Todd McFarlaneג€™s brain some twelve years ago.

And it sucks.

Maybe Iג€™m not goth enough. Maybe I donג€™t wear pasty make-up and black trench coats (by the way, nobody should wear trench coats, but thatג€™s another point all-together). Maybe I just like being decent story. Shit, a decent concept.

So, that being said, Iג€™ve heard good things about the David Hine is doing with this book. Apparently, they were lying. Itג€™s generic. Itג€™s boring. Itג€™s crap.

Spawn got tired of them, and the Devil and decided to watch the movie without them. Blah Blah Blah.

Give me preacher. Give me Lucifer. Give me Mephisto vs. The X-men, for Christג€™s sake. Donג€™t give me this shit.

Fuck David Hine. Heג€™s not a good example Spawn. Heג€™s not a good example Fuck Todd McFarlane. Youג€™re Amazing Spider-man run, and subsequent Spider-man run, might have been very (as well as your hulk run), but that doesnג€™t seem you the right to not this shit upon my world. Thatג€™s right, Iג€™m taking a stand. Fuck your shit. Get the hell out of here.

That being said, Iג€™ll probably end up going #167. Why? Because Iג€™m a fucking idiot.

And thatג€™s that for this week. Iג€™m poor, I donג€™t have to job (or at least some real job), and I think what hearing the voice of the French astronaut talking to me at the same hours of the night which makes me happier.&nbsp;<br since everyone knows the French could never make it into space. Thatג€™s why youג€™re only getting four reviews this week. Thatג€™s all Iג€™ve got.

Fuck.